Observations

We spent the afternoon at Funtown/Splashtown and had a blast! We are all tired and I'm not sure what I am still doing awake...


Anyway, I came away with a few observations from our time in the Splashtown area.


1. Bathing suits that are white should be lined. If they are not, you should not be wearing them. The rest of us don't want to see all of you, nor do we want to answer our child's questions about the parts of you that are showing.

2. Bathing suits with skirts at the bottom are not flattering. They just draw the eye to that part of your body and make it look bigger.

3. Too many tattoos just aren't attractive. We saw a lot of really ugly ones and just a few tasteful ones.

4. It's kinda funny to see a guy with a tan that outlines his wife beater!

5. Being too tan is actually kinda gross. We saw some people who were just orange and well, clearly too brown from spending too much time in the sun. YUCK!